ALL MY LADIES....

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So, you found yourself married to a community penis and you have begged, raved, ranted, cried and did all sorts. He will not listen…owu elepo is inside his ears. I am not even trying to be funny.

But you see, before you go all out to join the bandwagon of women going to malls to stalk their husbands’ sidechics and in turn embarrassing their lineage think twice.

What does it profit you for a side bae to turn on you in ShopRite and beat you silly? You see those friends egging you on, the one that drove you to ShopRite to fight will not take a single slap for you. She will hide and be shouting be careful from the sidelines, meanwhile your own eyes will be swollen from kicks and punches just like if you crossed Anthony Joshua in a fight.

If you have to fight at all, do NOT got to battle without weapons. You think embarrassing her in public is enough? Posting the video on Instagram will not solve your problem. The videos will trend for a few days..your philandering husband will go and beg his bae he may even use your children’s school fees to buy her ticket to Dubai as a peace offering.

You see, I am not going to blame any woman who wants to “fight” for her husband, aferall they both signed for better for worse. But in the course of fighting, do not forget that things can go absolutely wrong within minutes. You or the sidechic in the process of pushing and shoving can sustain serious injuries and ultimately death. If you die, your loving husband will marry that sidechic and still have many more. You see say you don suffer like that abi.

Per chance, you did not die and the side chic dies…..life imprisonment. This man will forget you in prison. Who wants to have a relationship with a convict by the way.

There are methods to this thing, will tell you some. Google is also your friend, feel free to do your own findings.

1.       See that community penis that he is dashing everyone…try and stay away from it. If you can’t because you sef no like yourself encourage him to use protection. What does it profit you to end up with sexually transmitted diseases?
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   Once in a while put purgatives in his food. See, you are not doing anything wrong you are just helping him to loosen his stool. The time he will use to run  and hold his tummy you can be saying quietly in his ears “are you sure it is not all these food you keep eating outside”. If he has sense he may take a cue.
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   Do not go to fight in PUBLIC PLACES. Don’t you have shame? He is already embarrassing you with his inability to zip up his pants.
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I I know people will tell you to pray….I believe in prayers too. If you think prayer is what you need, by all means PLEASE pray.                                                                                                                                             

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