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The One About Hemorrhoids

 Let me start by saying something important: nobody warns you about adulthood properly. It Started Innocently. Everything was normal. I woke up, drank my tea, minded my business like a responsible citizen. Around midday, I felt pressed and off to the loo I went to do a number two. Five minutes after, my life changed. Chaos. The Moment of Realization Let me tell you something: when hemorrhoids arrive, they do not knock politely . They enter like an uninvited relative during Christmas. Suddenly sitting down is no longer an activity. It becomes a negotiation with destiny . I sat down. My body said: “Excuse me, who authorized this?” I stood up. My body said: “Where do you think you're going? ” At that point I realized this pain is not joking with me. The Walk of Suffering Let me talk about walking. Normally, walking is simple. Left leg and right leg abi? But when hemorrhoids flare up, you start walking like someone that is transporting fragile eggs between your bu...

NIGERIA KILLS YOU IN DOSES...END SARS!!!

 So today, Nigerian youths are out on the streets protesting the menace called SARS.  SARS(Special Anti Robbery Squad) who never actually chase after robbers but innocent citizens.  The young man who chose to dye his hair red, the one who was unfortunate enough to have a tattoo, the one who didn't think carrying his hair in dreadlocks will be the end of him.  Or the young man who was walking home with his laptop strapped to his back and was labelled a ''yahoo yahoo'' or an internet fraudster. Or the young man who worked hard and was able to buy a 2006 Mercedes in 2020 and still get gunned down by SARS because how on earth is a young adult able to afford that ''luxury''. Nigeria kills you in doses, from the empty buildings we know as hospitals to the roads that are practically non existent to the universities that are always closed because lecturers are on  strike to ask for a better wage. It is not a crime to wear your hair in dreads. It is not a cri...

EVERYTHING GOOD WILL COME

  It is a new month and people are sending the happy new month and all the motivational stuff all over the place as usual. I get the frenzy that comes with  anything new, we all get stirred up gingered to do things. And then the days roll by and we back into that what will be will be mood. You may have been asking God for some pleasant surprise since January, but I want to tell you that everything good will come. You may have been waiting on that new job, everything good will come . You may be looking up to God for a break through on matters you can't even discuss with other people, everything good will come. You may be waiting for that approval and it is looking bleak....everything good will come. You may be waiting for that proposal to click, everything good will come. For whatever it is, have faith. Keep your head up. Speak it into the universe, shout it out loud when you can. EVERYTHING GOOD WILL COME. With Love As Always.