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The One About Hemorrhoids

 Let me start by saying something important: nobody warns you about adulthood properly. It Started Innocently. Everything was normal. I woke up, drank my tea, minded my business like a responsible citizen. Around midday, I felt pressed and off to the loo I went to do a number two. Five minutes after, my life changed. Chaos. The Moment of Realization Let me tell you something: when hemorrhoids arrive, they do not knock politely . They enter like an uninvited relative during Christmas. Suddenly sitting down is no longer an activity. It becomes a negotiation with destiny . I sat down. My body said: “Excuse me, who authorized this?” I stood up. My body said: “Where do you think you're going? ” At that point I realized this pain is not joking with me. The Walk of Suffering Let me talk about walking. Normally, walking is simple. Left leg and right leg abi? But when hemorrhoids flare up, you start walking like someone that is transporting fragile eggs between your bu...

The Rants Of A Frustrated And Angry Girl.

The Menace Called Society: It has been a roller coaster week for yours truly. Nigeria has it's way of getting to you each passing day. If we don't hear stories of animals molesting minors, houses may be submerged in flood, people kidnapped on the highways, married people chasing themselves with cutlasses all over the place, or Pastors using their positions in the society to intimidate and harass innocent people. Nigeria wears you out!! So, if you know me very well you surely know how passionate i get about molesting young ones, rape victims or just being generally cruel to people. I get so mad to the point that if killing was legal, i could kill rapists, molesters, pedophiles etc by myself. I have had to argue with dolts, with sensible people, with people who ''are on the fence'' but my conclusion....we are all mad in this country. Today's rant it not even about the above ...but more about people who stay married because society won't be happy ...